Quotes
Thanks for checking out my quotes page.
On this page you will find quotes that
jumped out at me when I first saw them
I hope you enjoy them.
PS I don't necessarily agree with all of
these quotes, some are just interesting.
"Do not accept authority merely because it comes from a great man, or is
written in a sacred book. For truth is different for each man and woman."
-The Buddha
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
-John Lennon
"A mirror is a negative space with a frame and a place
for your face, it reveals what the rest of us see, it
conceals what we'd like it to be."
-Blue Öyster Cult
Tootsie Pops are like suckers with shit
in the middle, nice to look at but bad to taste!
-Jaimee
"That kid was sick in the head way before
he heard an Ozzy Ozzbourne record."
-Ozzy,on being blamed for lyrics that
encouraged a teen's suicide
"FUCK SCHOOL: school is training for society-
all well and good if that society is healthy,
but our society has become like a machine,
and machine- like humans are sad indeed.
LIBERATE YOURSELF."
-Unknown
From Simpson's epidsode `The Monkey's Paw'
Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the
paw closes]
Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you!
Weapons are destroyed the world over, etc. In space, two aliens laugh
diabolically for quite a long time. They land in Springfield...
People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace! ...
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
Len: They're conking us with a club!
Man: Wish we'd saved an A-bomb or two...
Moe chases the alien with a board with a nail in it. The aliens flee.
Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won.
Alien 2: Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But
the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger
nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will
destroy them all! [both aliens laugh evilly, for quite some time]
"Drinking tons of caffiene makes my heart beat fast.
Seeing you could do the same." -Dealership (the band)
"Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist,
fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria.
The human race divides politically into those who want people to be
controlled and those who have no such desire. The former are idealists
acting from highest motives for the greatest good of the greatest number.
The latter are surly curmudgeons, suspicious and lacking in altruism. But
they are more comfortable neighbors than the other sort."
--Robert Heinlein